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Emily.Junior.15.Live your life.


nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

(Source: psychoalchemy, via i-dont-shave-for-smaug)

iwasrepeals:

manylifehacks:

Mobile Blogging Life Hack! 

  1. Slowly slide your finger across a gif, from left to right, just do it.

i swear this blog is magic, that is so cool! 

(via ruinedchildhood)

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

(Source: evincibly, via i-dont-shave-for-smaug)

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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(Source: autistichatchworth, via i-dont-shave-for-smaug)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via i-dont-shave-for-smaug)

bewbin:

My mom told me to quit playing tennis becuase of all the racquet

(via sorry)